So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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