Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
She is in my trunk
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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