I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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