think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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