Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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