You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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