Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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