what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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