i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
pop tarts are not kleenex
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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