wat bout pragnant strippers??
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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