Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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