thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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