this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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