Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The best revenge is premature balding
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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