just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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