how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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