he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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