Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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