we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
