okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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