It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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