I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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