Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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