i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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