I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
