So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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