glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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