I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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