i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
