so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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