Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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