So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just want to make out with him forever
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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