So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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