Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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