i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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