I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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