adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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