Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
the raccoons are back...
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