I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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