I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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