Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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