I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I am available for nakedness
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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