Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was confusing and full of hummus
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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