I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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