she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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