i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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