I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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