Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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