so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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