it wasn't lemon gatorade
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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