Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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