just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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