Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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