Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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